“MOAR SHAMPAYNE PLEEZ!”

This is how I’m imagining my arrival at SFO in October for my trip to Istanbul…

“I’m sorry, sir. I don’t think you’re permitted in the First Class Lounge.”

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To wit:

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Have I mentioned that I’m flying first class? Because I am.

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2 thoughts on ““MOAR SHAMPAYNE PLEEZ!”

  1. I sat in first behind a guy going from Phoenix to LA who tried to order champagne like he was on the fucking Concorde. I trust either a) you will not do that or b) a flight to Istanbul will actually have champagne in first.

    1. I would consider the backseat on a Greyhound bus first class as long it was headed away from Phoenix.

      Also, I hope they offered him a split of Cook’s…

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